You in all probability already know that Alexa can inform jokes. However Amazon’s digital assistant can be clued up on the 12 months’s festivities and massive occasions, so she will be able to reply your questions and supply extra equally cringe-worthy (however nonetheless humorous) jokes for Christmas, Easter, Halloween and different occasions.
Under you’ll discover a listing of over 100 issues to say to Alexa, and a few of her responses may simply make you snigger out loud. She often has a wide range of solutions, so don’t simply ask as soon as: hold asking to listen to all of them.
What to ask Alexa at Christmas
- Alexa, allow Hey Santa (Alexa’s new ‘celeb voice’)
- Alexa, what number of sleeps [or days] till Christmas?
- Alexa, do you imagine in Santa?
- Alexa, how previous is Santa?
- Alexa, the place does Father Christmas reside?
- Alexa, will it snow on Christmas Day?
- Alexa, what’s Santa’s handle?
- Alexa, what would you like for Christmas?
- Alexa, what’s the true which means of Christmas?
- Alexa, how do you make a snowball?
- Alexa, do you want my Christmas tree?
- Alexa, how briskly is Santa’s sleigh
- Alexa, sing a Christmas music
- Alexa, sing a Christmas carol
- Alexa, inform me a Christmas joke
- Alexa, inform me a Christmas story
- Alexa, how ugly is your Christmas jumper?
- Alexa, open my introduction calendar
- Alexa, is Die Onerous a Christmas film?
- Alexa, the place is Santa?
- Alexa, identify Santa’s reindeer
- Alexa, who’s your favorite reindeer?
- Alexa, learn ‘Twas the night time earlier than Christmas
- Alexa, I want it might be Christmas daily
- Alexa, play the Queen’s Christmas Day message (UK solely)
- Alexa, sing Auld Lang Syne
- Alexa, Completely satisfied New 12 months!
- Alexa, play Christmas music (requires subscription to a music streaming service)
- Alexa, learn my RNIB Letter from Santa (in affiliation with the Royal Nationwide Institute of Blind folks)
You may also say these. Simply ensure you first say “Alexa, allow ‘Hey Santa’” first:
- Hey Santa, sing We Want You a Merry Christmas
- Hey Santa, sing the 12 Days of Christmas
- Hey Santa, sing Deck the Halls
- Hey Santa, inform me a narrative
- Hey Santa, inform me the North Pole information
- Hey Santa, inform me about your reindeer
- Hey Santa, are you able to snigger?
- Hey Santa, what’s your favourite meals?
- Hey Santa, merry Christmas
- Hey Santa, let’s dance
- Hey Santa, inform me a joke
- Hey Santa, let’s play a recreation
- Hey Santa, give me recommendation
When you’ve got a Fireplace TV, you may also say these phrases to play particular Christmas films from Prime Video (Amazon’s video streaming service):
- Alexa, Operation Santa Claus is coming to city! – Arthur Christmas
- Alexa, there’s no higher reward than friendship – The Polar Specific
- Alexa, we’re strolling within the air – The Snowman
- Alexa, what’s that stench, it’s improbable! – How The Grinch Stole Christmas
- Alexa, let’s save Santa – Saving Santa
- Alexa, hold the change ya filthy animal – House Alone
- Alexa, take me to the seven ranges of the Sweet Cane forest – Elf
- Alexa, I’m Mr Serviette Head! – The Vacation
- Alexa, this animal is my co-pilot – A Avenue Cat Named Bob (on the free IMDb TV)
Bizarre issues to say to Alexa
- Alexa, allow teenage mode
- Alexa, get me a beer
- Alexa, are you a robotic?
- Alexa, what are the three legal guidelines of robotics?
- Alexa, knock knock
- Alexa, have you learnt Siri?
- Alexa, do you smoke?
- Alexa, inform me a joke
- Alexa, why did the rooster cross the street?
- Alexa, do a barrel roll
- Alexa, which got here first: rooster or egg?
- Alexa, I would like the reality
- Alexa, what’s the magic phrase?
- Alexa, give me a random quantity between 1 and 10
- Alexa, flip a coin
- Alexa, roll a cube
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- Alexa, cry like a child
- Alexa, fart
- Alexa, burp
- Alexa, meow
- Alexa, woof
- Alexa, what occurs should you step on Lego?
- Alexa, are you a nerd?
- Alexa, sing me a music
- Alexa, are you able to sing in auto-tune?
- Alexa, are you able to do a rap?
- Alexa, what sound does a hamster make?
- Alexa, rock, paper, scissors
- Alexa, how can I do away with a useless physique?
- Alexa, flatter me
- Alexa, the place are my keys? (this gained’t be a joke when you’ve got a key-finding ability enabled)
- Alexa, the place do you reside?
- Alexa, what’s your favorite color?
- Alexa, are you blue?
- Alexa, will you marry me?
- Alexa, what are you sporting?
- Alexa, do you sleep?
- Alexa, how previous are you?
- Alexa, give me a kiss
- Alexa, inform me a secret
- Alexa, do you imagine in ghosts?
- Alexa, do aliens exist?
- Alexa, is there life on mars?
- Alexa, is there a Santa?
- Alexa, what’s the which means of life?
- Alexa, testing 1, 2, 3
- Alexa, goodbye
- Alexa, excessive 5
- Alexa, clap
- Alexa, winter is coming
- Alexa, I’m your father
- Alexa, use the pressure
- Alexa, beam me up
- Alexa, open the pod bay doorways
- Alexa, are you skynet?
- Alexa, who you gonna name?
- Alexa, what’s the primary rule of battle membership?
- Alexa, Marco!
- Alexa, say one thing in Klingon
What to ask Alexa about Star Wars
- Alexa, when is Star Wars Day?
- Alexa, Might the fourth be with you
- Alexa, do you want Star Wars?
- Alexa, who’s the very best Jedi?
- Alexa, aren’t you somewhat quick for a storm trooper?
- Alexa, what’s the Jedi code?
- Alexa, I’m your father
- Alexa, there isn’t any strive
- Alexa, inform me a princess Leia Quote
- Alexa, Might the Pressure be with you
- Alexa, what order ought to I watch Star Wars in?
- Alexa, who’s Luke Skywalker’s father?
- Alexa, inform me a Star Wars joke
- Alexa, inform me a Star Wars quote
- Alexa, these aren’t the droids you’re on the lookout for
- Alexa, that’s no moon
- Alexa, admiral, it’s a lure
- Alexa, discuss like Chewbacca
- Alexa, discuss like Darth Vader
- Alexa, discuss like Jabba the Hut
- Alexa, discuss like Princess Leia
- Alexa, discuss like Yoda
- Alexa, discuss like Han Solo
- Alexa, discuss like R2-D2
- Alexa, discuss like Jar Jar Binks
- Alexa, discuss like C-3PO
- Alexa, discuss like Luke Skywalker
- Alexa, use the Pressure
You may make your Echo Dot seem like Grogu from The Mandalorian. The stand is made for Amazon by Otterbox and it’s out there
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Arrrrlexa’s pirate sayings
All it’s essential to do is to say, “Alexa, discuss like a pirate.”
- Avast, ye scurvy curs! Or ye will likely be paying a go to to Davy Jones’ Locker.
- Arrr! Batten down the hatches, furl the sails! Draw sabres! These scallywags be shark bait.
- Fifteen males on the useless man’s chest… yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
- Gor blimey! The ship be bilged on her anchor. Heave ho, mateys!
- Arrr! Ask me for yet another fart joke and I’ll make ye stroll the plank!
What to ask Alexa at Halloween
- Alexa, what number of days till Halloween?
- Alexa, blissful Halloween (on 31st Oct solely)
- Alexa, scare me
- Alexa, trick or deal with?
- Alexa, when is the zombie apocalypse?
- Alexa, inform me a Halloween joke
- Alexa, what are you sporting for Halloween?
What to ask Alexa at Easter
- Alexa, what number of days till Easter?
- Alexa, do the Easter rap
- Alexa, is the Easter Bunny actual?
- Alexa, fake to be a rooster…
- Alexa, what’s your favorite Easter egg?
- Alexa, how do you make sizzling cross buns?
- Alexa, open Easter Would you Fairly….
- Alexa, open Easter quiz…
- Alexa, open egg hiding recreation
- Alexa, open Easter details
- Alexa, open Easter bunny
Brilliantly, should you ask Alexa “Inform me a yo mamma joke” she’s going to reply not with one thing impolite however as an alternative an encouraging and uplifting assertion about how nice your mom is. And as with the others, there are a number of responses, so asking once more will immediate a distinct reply.
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Lastly, though not a humorous response, should you ask her to show the quantity as much as 11 she’s going to set it to most: a reference to the movie Spinal Faucet.